I was just waking up this morning when I thought I heard Nina Totenburg say that President Bush had nominated Lance Ito for the Supreme Court. Well, I thought, it's about time Lance got the respect he so richly deserves for his masterful handling of the O.J. trial. However, after downing a couple cups of coffee I was disappointed to learn that the nominee was Sam Alito and not Lance Ito at all (but you can understand my confusion after the whole Harriet Miers fiasco). Personally I think Lance would have been a little easier to confirm but what do I know?
If Jay Leno features the Dancing Alitos on tonight's show, remember: you heard it here first.